Jesse Kirchner

About me

Optimus Jesse

I live in Lansing. I have a son named Henry. I recently graduated from law school. I hate (or am not good at) fancy web design. If you want to know more about me, please send me an email.

School experience

2011, JD
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
Managing Executive Editor, University of Michigan Journal of Law Reform, Volume 44 (2010–11)
2003, MS Mechanical Engineering
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
2000, BS Physics
Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, Massachusetts

Work experience

Summer Associate
Crowell & Moring LLP, Washington, D.C., Summer 2010
Legal Intern
Office of General Counsel, Third Circuit Court of Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Summer 2009
Web Software Developer
Action Benefits Company, Southfield, Michigan, 2003 to 2008
Research intern
Advanced Computing Research Institute, Sandia National Laboratories, Livermore, California, Summer 2002
Mechanical engineer
Engineering Matters, Inc., Newton, Massachusetts, Summer 2001
Engineering intern
BMW AG, Munich, Germany, 2000 to 2001
Undergraduate researcher
MIT Laboratory for Nuclear Science Drift Gas R&D, Cambridge, Massachusetts, 1996 to 2000

Jimi Hendrix experience

Beatles Rockband
Rockband II
Rockband
Guitar Hero III
Guitar Hero II

Publications

2005, J.J. Kirchner et al., Anal. Chem. 77, 1140-1146
Dispersion of solute by electrokinetic flow through post arrays and wavy-walled channels
2003, J.J. Kirchner, not published (MS thesis)
Dispersion in spatially-periodic chromatography media
2001, J.J. Kirchner et al., Nucl. Instrum. Meth. A474, 238
Optimization of drift gases for accuracy in pressurized drift tubes
2000, J.J. Kirchner, not published (BS thesis)
Time-distance relationship in drift chambers with application to the largest detector to date
1999, U. Becker et al., Nucl. Instrum. Meth. A421, 54
Consistent measurements comparing the drift features of noble gas mixtures
1997, Jesse Kirchner, The Tech, volume 116, issue 68
Fire-breathing, face paint, and blood -- Kiss returns